December 2009
31 posts
bye 2009!
Did something you said you would never do.
Payed for someone who said they would pay you back but never did.
Lied about where you were.
Discovered a new musician.
Made something for a friend.
Got a new phone.
Got a new iPod/Zune/Mp3 player.
Watched three or more episodes of Saturday Night Live.
Made fun of someone.
Created a tumblr.
Flew on a plane for the first time.
Spoke in front...
Elf-esteem
The feeling of being overworked, underappreciated and like you don’t exist to others during the holidays while in actuality the season’s success depends on you.
—urbandictionary.com
Elf-esteem. Now.
The Killers - Mr Brightside I’m coming out of my cage And I’ve been doing just fine Gotta gotta gotta be down Because I want it all It started out with a kiss How did it end up like this It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss Now I’m falling asleep And she’s calling a cab While he’s having a smoke And she’s taking a drag Now they’re going to...
Kobe Special
A large gift a man gives to his wife to appease her after he’s had an affair. After sleeping with another women, Kobe Bryant bought his wife a ring that cost as much as a large house.
Example:
Tiger: “I have to run to Zales to get a Kobe Special.” Friend: “What’s that?” Tiger: “A house on a finger.”
from urbandictionary.com
